a 23yr old daddy obsessed,"cock enthusiast',geek living in tampa, fl

After years I found my prince charming a handsome daddy who rocks me in the sack. Spendin my days enjoyin our endless shenanigans and makin YouTube videos......oh and may the feirce be with you

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.

assgod:

you’re welcome everyone

assgod:

you’re welcome everyone

(Source: literallysame)

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

lootcrate:

nom nom nom

lootcrate:

nom nom nom

(Source: cartoonhangover)

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

(Source: earthboundtext)

frontier001:

"My name is Guinan. I tend bar, and I listen."

 

Aaaassss whoopi yaaaassss

Reminders:

queenkatiee:

1. 1200 calories is not enough for anyone per day. Period.

2. Skinny does not necessarily = healthy. Health and fitness does not have a designated look.

3. Don’t send hate mail. Ever. At all. Use your words like big boys and girls and have adult conversations or say nothing at all.

xdcastro:

kaylahraquel:

magnacarterholygrail:

the-goddamazon:

geeksquadgangbang:

when “being cute” goes real

LMFAO BUT THE SILENCER ON THE PISTOL

THE REALEST

DYING

💎